The Smokehouse Retreat Experience

Two Nights. One Perfect Escape

Slip away for two nights at The Smokehouse and experience the perfect balance of relaxation and indulgence.

Enjoy a cosy evening by the fire, a delicious dinner, and a slow, easy breakfast that you can make at your leisure to start your day right.

This is your time to unwind, reconnect and simply be.

switch off. sink in. stay awhile.

Step away from the rush and settle into your own private retreat.

Enjoy two restful nights at The Smokehouse, where everything is designed to help you slow down and savour the moment. Arrive, exhale, and ease into your stay with a cosy fire, a delicious dinner, and space to simply be together.

Wake slowly and enjoy a relaxed breakfast before planning your next adventure… or choosing not to plan at all.

From the outdoor shower to the quiet courtyard, every detail invites you to unwind—your way..

whats included

• Two-night stay for two

• One delicious dinner

• Provisions to create a yummy breakfast

• Cosy fire

• Private courtyard

The Slow Burn Escape - Two-night experience for two

Cool coastal air, warm fireside nights, slow mornings, and everything taken care of.

From $xxxx total

THE SMOKEHOUSE

The Smokehouse a welcoming one bedroom space that offers you peace and calm on the inside and a little bit naughty on the outside. Come home from a day at the beach, cool off with the outdoor shower then relax with a cool refreshment IN THE COURTYARD while you DECIDE ON DINNER. As night calls slip into the super king bed and drift off with SOME BEAUTIFUL OILS AND the happy thoughts of your next adventure.

Perfect for couples wanting a private escape or a place to call home for a few days

• Fridge / freezer and basic pantry items.

• Washer / dryer

• Outdoor kitchen with gas cooktop - oven and airfryer

• Outdoor heater

• Outdoor shower - cold

• Lounge area with fireplace

• Coffee machine and accompanying obligatory Chocolate Fish, assorted teas

• Beach towels, bags

• Shampoo, conditioner, soap and body wash

• Fans, extra blankets, hair dryer, robes and slippers

• Price is quoted for two guests, extra guest is $20 per person per night

Bonus features:

• Lovely sun in the morning and all day sun outside

• Private courtyard with heater

• A two-minute walk to the beach

• A short 4-minute car ride away from the hub of Paihia.

• I’m not a creature of habit so The Smokehouse might not always look the same - sorry just can’t help myself

ESCAPE FOR TWO: STAY, DINE & UNWIND

Indulge in a two-night escape designed for comfort, connection, and a touch of luxury.
With a welcoming fire, a thoughtfully prepared dinner, and a leisurely breakfast included, every detail invites you to slow down and savour the moment.
The Smokehouse is your private retreat—just bring yourselves.

What’s Included

• Two-night stay for two

• One delicious dinner for two

• Provisions for one breakfast for two

• Cosy fire experience

• Private courtyard & outdoor kitchen

• Luxurious super king bed

Perfect for anniversaries, special occasions, or simply because you deserve it.

PRICE: $300 PER NIGHT for two guests (THREE night minimum booking)

AUTUMN SPECIAL - MIDWEEK

STAY 3 PAY FOR 2

MAX

Max is a laid-back guy who takes things as they come. He’s not what you’d call a morning person, he prefers to stay in bed (but only on rainy days), the bay is full of adventure!

Large room with a queen-sized bed, garden views, private entry and a large patio:

• There is always something in the pantry and sourdough in the freezer

• Coffee machine and accompanying obligatory Chocolate Fish, assorted teas and milk of your preference

• Beach towels, bags

• Wheelchair friendly - please check with host first

• Microwave, oven, dishwasher

• Shampoo, conditioner, soap and body wash

• Fan, extra blankets, hair dryer

  Bonus features:

• Sun in the morning and the afternoon

• Gardens to wander, relax in the sun or read

• Chickens to talk to

• A two-minute walk to the beach

• A short 4-minute car ride away from the hub of Paihia.

• I’m not a creature of habit, so Max’s space might not always look the same - sorry, just can’t help myself

Price: $280 per night

INQUIRY ABOUT EARLY BIRD DISCOUNT

ESMERALDA

ESMERALDA IS A FUN GIRL WHO LIKES TO KEEP TRACK OF THINGS, SHE LOVES EVERYTHING BEING NEAT AND TIDY. SHE’S A GOOD LISTENER. YOU CAN TELL HER ANYTHING, SHE’LL NEVER DIVULGE YOUR SECRETS.

A large room with a king-size bed, your own private garden, a private entry.

• Welcome pack – welcoming goodies subject to change regularly

• Coffee machine and accompanying obligatory Chocolate Fish, assorted teas, and your preferred milk

• Beach towels, bags and hats

• Microwave/convection oven available on request

• Shampoo, conditioner, soap and body wash

• Fans, extra blankets, hair dryer

  Bonus features:

• Sun in the morning and the afternoon

• Private gardens to wander, relax in the sun, read or BBQ

• A two minute walk to the beach

• A short 4 minute car ride away from the hub of Paihia.

Price: $220 per night

ASK ABOUT OUR EARLY BIRD DISCOUNT AND WINTER RATES